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[Apr. 6th, 2005|07:27 pm] |
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A real journal entry? Fuckin right I'm bored, just got done working it out and whoring out my body to the appeasement and sensibilities of lustful eyes. Hahahah now thats some emo shit, and so is writing a real entry in your journal, thats right I said it :P. |
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| Rave scenes are out |
[Jan. 9th, 2005|03:58 pm] |
There is no justice in the world
A beluga whale cannot wear a hoodie
Therefore all a mammals kin is cursed to be naked
forever....
But you can still wear a bagel around your waist
Nutri-Grain, I salute you!
Book of Bagel, Praise: 1 |
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| Death by Pistachio |
[Dec. 29th, 2004|12:11 am] |
A tomato is not a vegetable
its a fruit
and its delicious fresh
The bagel knew this
he needed allies in the battle ahead
the tomatoes were in dissaray however
they knew they could not be turned into a confectionary delight
so they joined the evil ones,
the stale pizza
there was much merriment and cheddar for the forces of evil
but the bagel knew
he knew
that tomato juice fucking sucks
unless its V8
and tomato paste is questionable at best
tabasco sauce is for sissies
raw jalapeno paste defeated the Mexican army at the Alamo
raw clams suck
hence the bagel did not employ them
but the senior citizen, the hag even
she knew the power
she understood that fresh caviar was the key
the bagel's sight was shadowed
it forgot the glory of succulent fish eggs
but the sturgeon prevailed
and hence a fish was born
united with the bagel against the forces of evil
now and for eternity.
-Book of Bagel, The Beginning:2 |
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| Shards of reality |
[Dec. 24th, 2004|01:36 am] |
A glass
You drink out of it or see through it
it is made up of matter
everything is made up of matter
but should matter break so wantonly?
velocity, momentum
they all affect matter
yet matter remains the same
you can change it
but that shit takes up the same space
why does it do that
you can plasma that bad boy up
but we don't have ready plasma access
a glass stays constant as it flies through the air
when you aren't drinking out of it
thats some crazy shit, maybe some orange juice inside
thats even crazier
the glass changes
that whole velocity/momentum thing stops
why does the senior citizen scream as the fragments of the glass pierce her face?
progress through pain
she now knows the value of glass
embedded in her skin
but she plants flowers and cares not
the vagaries of an ocular handicap and 40 pieces of glass in her face do not concern her
she is at peace
the glass is broken, matter got modified
its still the same
bread does not fragment as such
is bread better than glass?
toast is too rigid, it cuts the skin
the senior citizen wont be happy as the toaster falls on her foot
the bread will suffer
and the knowledge of the universe will be absorbed into a burnt piece of toast
then senior lady can eat it and bear forth the fruits of labor
or something
and she will be all knowing
she will realize the folly of her ways
how she was misled by the simplicity of a square piece of toast
she will create a perfected form
a circle
and so the bagel was made
bestowed with the marks of godhood itself
-Book of Bagel, The Beginning:1 |
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